Geneva Switzerland
       Davidoff Brothers, since 1983 the coolest vintage store in Europe...Rue Verdaine 16   1204 Geneva  022 810 1983
                                                   Roy and Sacha(cha is cat in French which is why I of course love em:) owners...

 When I rang the bell to enter the store, Roy personally walks to the door to open it. "We have to do that it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Plus here at Geneva people expect great service." is his answer to why he opens the door instead of buzzing you in.

 
                      Davidoff BrothersWhen I ask  if he ever gets tired? "Some days I open the door about 25 times and some days about 50 times. I love to greet the people." And does he ever get nervous with tons of people in the store and all of these precious items? "I know every watch in here since I've been collecting all of these years. And I know where they're at all times. Plus I can tell you a little secret. The only way you can get out of the door is the way you came in. If I open it." he laughs and I laugh to. The prisoner of the watch store!
Sacha says, "We did things the right way. We opened the online store almost 2 years and everybody used the online website and the reputation of us is great. And now the store and all of the online people come here now. "
The only vintage watch store in Geneva with watches that originally is a personal collection from the two brothers Roy and Sacha Davidoff, is located at 16 Rue Verdaine, "We have a Omega SuperSpeed Lollipop of a brown color that is worth about 38,000.00E or 40,000 Swiss Francs. It is such a rare piece that I won't let you photograph it+ When a collector buys it is is because nobody has ever seen it. That is why it is rare and it is from 1960." Says Roy

 "I worked everywhere in the world and recently 15 years in Miami and I worked for watch companies everywhere. We tried to open the store about 2 years now trying to find investors and finally we did it on an independant way. I am happy that the only person I owe is myself. I am glad that I waited." says Sacha the new proud owner of the 5 month old store. When I ask if the store has been here since 1983? He laughs, "I am born in 1983 that is why we have that here...people always ask if that means that the store is here since 1983!"

Michel is the manager 28 years at the prestigious 5 star and easy to chat with, "Yes the owner who is a wonderful lady and I usually would talk everyday about the decorations and we would agree to disagree. She has her womanly viewpoint and me mine and we met in the middle. Now when I know it so well I can make the hotel look the way I need it to." When I say that the hotel is beautiful and compliment him. "Yes it is my and the owner's vision. I wish that my own home looks that way!" he laughs in a honest way. Great people.
The funky elevator in the Les Amours the 5 star in Geneva is representative of the people that here   are some of the friendliest happiest funniest people that I've ever had the pleasure of meeting at such a prestigious place. The team is lovely. The elevator shows the humor along with impressive guests such as George Clooney or Bill Clinton. Cool ... Uh O George Clooney stayed here in the junior suite where by the way I stayed last year. Perfect entertainment suite. Découvrez nos juniors suites
       http://www.hotel-les-armures.ch/
The restaurant manager pictured below is the greatest sport-having shown me the restaurant about 25 minutes, "Yes here we're serious here that means we're joking. We have fun. All the people that come from the politicians to the writers to the actors to the normal everyday tourists and residents. We treat everybody the way that they should   be treated. Lovely service and friendly service. I say that we're the friendliest team and that is why people come here. And it is the oldest restaurant in Geneva. Known for its Swiss food and of course Fondue!" he says as he poses for me in front of the knight.
"The artist Michel Rabusseau paints all of the paintings that you see on the walls. You must meet him. He comes almost everyday to have a drink and to eat dinner. Maybe tonight you can chat." he invites me to dinner and to meet the famous artist. Wow how lovely is that? The fondue please+I say laughing. Here is a painting of the flowers in the rooms...beautiful.
   When I show Mr. Glauser the photo below he starts giggling softly, "O yes that is a funny one." he says. He invites me to dinner one night. Guess what? I am coming:) You should to. The place is always full of course yet people come in and out and everybody seems to fit. Hope you love it.    022 311 70 30
                 Brasserie-restaurant de l'Hotel-de-Ville   Grand-Rue 39, 1204 Genève
Antonio says, "Yes he is fun to be with. I've been here 17 years and the reason is him. I love my work here and I love to work with him. All the people love him." And how long will he be here after 30 years? They laugh, "Til 50" says Antonio.
"Now it is fun to talk to the people." Jean-Yves says. "I cook but here." he says and holds his chest. "Stress too much stress when I cook and now I talk to the guests and that is fun." He walks around the restaurant and points out all of his personal collections of memorablia. "You want to take a picture of the kitchen?" He asks and I say yes. "Let's wait since now it is a mess..." he says as we start toward that kitchen! And the food is it good?"Yes we have fresh fish and seasonal mushrooms and vegatables and all fresh." And the foundue is it is favorite? "Yes the people like the fondue." is all he says.
"O the flag is Geneva .and Switzerland. That is mine," he laughs guietly, Jean-Yves Glauser the owner who is soft-spoken and kind. "23 years a chef and 31 years as the owner." he says. He speaks French and a little English and me? American I speak English! Yet we communicated a little. "The hats. Yes the hats come from everywhere in the world. Russian, German, Swiss, French, Italian and I have American. One even from FBI! He laughs and I try to find the FBI hat but we can't find it. "Yes the military come in from everywhere and they say O I have a special hat from the army from 1945 and I will send it to you." Antonio, the young guy with the glasses nods his head, "Yes they do. They say that they'll send him hats and guess what soon the hats come."
         The famous Leopard lounge at the d'Angleterre, Geneva. 41 (0) 22 906 5536.
Above the George Washington Suite at the D'Angleterre 5 star at Geneva...that is the name I gave it since it is totally Martha Washington style...above it on the 4th floor! is the presidential suite...amazing...Michael Jackson stayed here all the time when he visited Geneva...wow.

 We peruse the famous Leopard Lounge of the 5star and he shows me the mixure of the elegant sitting lounges complete with fireplaces and a big screen television! "Yes Mr. Tollman wanted the TVs in here in such a event such as the Sporting Matches on television. Our guests can relax in the lounge and have a cigar in the smoking room and watch their favorite sports. Mr. Tollman has his own cigars here specially wrapped at about 145 swiss francs then. People can come enjoy the cigars in the smoking room." he says as he shows me that addition. "I know the lounge at night is famous with an outside entrance and is a little unusual compared to the 5star. We have live music every night and people start to really dance about midnight. You should come check it out." he says. (he is right everybody is dancing at 1 am...)

       http://www.dangleterrehotel.com/
Jean-Vital holds up the 1848 priceless liquour, "Honestly if you gave me a 1848 or a 1925 I probably wouldn't know the difference. The real connoisseurs of great cognac and whiskey would know. The bottle here is about 500 Swiss per shot honestly." he says.
Another item on the tour agenda of the famous hotel is the roof! Yes I know yet the view here is from my camera of the harbor at Geneva. Cool huh?
Mrs. Tollman and her husband oversee 17 hotels that they own. "She is a wonderful lady," Jean-Vital says, "Every room she has a hand in. When I say that a room needs a new lamp for instance she personally goes to the warehouse and chooses a lamp that she thinks would specially fit that room. And every picture in the halls has a reason. Every one. She is amazing." he says. You know I guess that is the reason that the d'Angleterre 5star is given the prestigious award for the 3rd best hotel in all of Switzerland. Yes that is right the 3rd and I must admit I am a bit spoiled having stayed here. Loved it. And the team.
The Great team of the D'Angleterre 5 star...to the right is the General Manager Jean-Vital...funny guy!
"Isseo is a song that the French sang when they crossed the sea from Europe to the Americas, " Oliver says and they play the song on the radio. Joel says, "Please play the song since Oliver can't sing." They laugh. It is kind of a totally cool song and I say that I shall google it. It gave the sailors courage to raise the sails.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Isseo-cr%C3%AAperie-bistrot-%C3%A0-Gen%C3%A8ve/650284625075359
I know it is a long weblink yet at least you can see the cool crepe bistro...loved the crepes I ate 3 of em:)

Odile is cooking and along with Oliver and the "real cook" says Oliver is Joel! He used to own his own restaurant and sold the other one. Now they collaborate on making the best crepes in Geneva. I tried the Caramel ones and the Salty Ham and Cheeses. UM YUMMY...

Every country and every city that I come to here at some point people question the newspaper and funny travel guide. I say to these people that is it fun. It is only to have fun and find the culture and real people of the cities that you visit. And they look at me! as if to say really=! Yes it is true. My international funny newspaper is to help you as a entreprenuer reach 3 million people every month that travel around the world and could perhaps be potentional guests.However every city some people say that no they dont want to participate in the paper. Okay so some do and some dont but the worst is Geneva. Take the articles above and they are the exceptions mostly since they're wealthy and privately owned companys. However the police in Geneva Switzerland are the worst participants of human trafficking anywere that I have physically been to in the last almost 4 years of doing the project.  

The most disturbing thing is that after about the 6th day they aggressivley hounded me and when the hostel i was staying at had a 6 day only stay limit then they stood outside all day long and followed me with phones assuming i didnt have a place to stay that night. They kept asking each and every time where you staying during the interview and the last night I lied at the "spaghettie house" where they kept saying they would sponsor then kept giving me wine then a "friend" undercover cop comes in and they ask me to go with them to the restaurant and then they didnt sponsor and they asked me to go with them out and when I told them i had to go to sleep early they then asked where the hotel is and then at about 3 am since my friend owned the 5 star i saw them outside the window walking up and down the alleys since the hotel was full and i guess they couldnt afford the 500Euros 'per night rooms. It sounds simplistic but it was getting to the point of scary when each and every turn you would be walled and again and again and again. If it wasnt for western union I never would of got out of that city. The worst thing was the Geneva police were the ones behind the situations. 

Okay the human trafficking side to Geneva...how do you tackle such a issue without actually becoming a part of it...here is how. Try spending 10 days at Geneva and see how it works such as I did the past 10 days.

Every time and I mean every time except for the exceptions of the above companys and I interviewed about 25 people every day. It was as if they were "coached". But after the second day I noticed in the subsequent days to follow that the so called business owners that I was supposedly interviewing were undercover cops. I saw 4 different ones at different times leaving the police stations in various parts of the city. Okay...then each and every time they would end the interview politely saying that the business only believed in word to mouth publicity and that they didnt do any newspaper publicity. Okay that isnt so bad but then...they each and every one would make comments! about "saying it is time to go on the street and it is time to go upstairs to the hotel that is where you can make the money and no no no go back on the street and where you staying tonight..." they tried to corner each and every sponsoring person and after the 4th day I noticed the pattern becomeing more aggressive and each and every time about 5 minutes after the interview if it wasnt a undercover cop they would recieve a phone call and a new person would take their place within about 5 more minutes...about 15 people per day would say I have to leave talk to such and such and they left and the undercover people would control the situation and force you outside. When I tried to get western union they aggressively followed me to western union and stood behind me talking in french to the ticket window who either would say that they're machine was down or finally ignore the person and give it to me. 

 

                                                     http://www.manotel.com/jade/en/

                                            Rue Rothschild 55    Geneva     022 544 38 38


Photos of Hotel Jade - Manotel Geneva, Geneva
This photo of Hotel Jade - Manotel Geneva is courtesy of TripAdvisor

The Peaceful Garden at the Hotel Jade in Geneva:notice the Buddha:) My room faces the garden and is elegant and quiet. In addition there is a private car park to all of the people living in the modern world...however the minute you step into the Jade another world greets you.

The entire theme is Chinese influence and is calm and soothing. The General Manager is Mr. Silva showing me a picture of a Chinese man on the dining room wall, "It is the first time that he ever left China. He came here to America and designed the Feng Shui in all of the rooms."                                                       As I am playing with the sand garden in the lobby, "I thought it is Feng Shui the minute I entered you can sense the serenity of it  all."                                               

                

The Chinese Gong the tam tam give a crash sound when played in Orchestra and traditionally used as a official greeting when two important groups met each other on the road they would bow down to each other and sound the gong.

Mr. Silva,"Yes the Chinese clothing designs on the walls are typical outfits that they live in day to day. We have a buddha in the garden and here(showing the little sand garden) it is supposed to take the stress away."    

He rakes a couple of times in the little sand garden in the lobby.                                   

Emme: Do you do that a lot every day? Laughing.                      

Mr. Silva laughs, "No not every day. But I see all the business people sitting in the lobby casually raking in the sand garden all the time."

Emme: That is because their so stressed.
He laughs and says, "Yes they're probably stressed in they're work but we hope when they come here to the Hotel Jade that we can unstress all of the guests."
The team is friendly and helps you all the time and super sweet. You will love the stay at the elegant quiet 3star in Geneva.

Okay at Basel it is totally fun from local bars that have military men yelling at you if you play Johnny Cash to High very expensive 5 star hotel Cigar Bars that have a back door to the "Fitness Room and The Massage Room"... o hey need to drink a little before a cigar and massage...head (especially the totally cool and wealthy and the Arabs) to the Les Trois Rois... but if you happen to be staying at the Total Discreet and Very cool Basel Back Packers Hostel where they offer private rooms and dorms.... stay here and sneak in a massage at the 5 star...Stefan has a huge collage in the downstairs cafe and huge lounge couch room open all night... he says that he made the collage because he loves PULPFICTION... I love that movie..."Every Pulp Fiction is like Cheap Fiction the meaning is that and >I googled that because I wanted to know that meaning... and I bought all of that Pulp Fiction  on Ebay ...everyone is a cover of Pulp Fiction and I bought all of covers and I made a huge mural of all of the covers into a huge mural out of all of the covers I bought on ebay."
Hi want to have fun at Basel Switzerland?
Come to Basel Back Pack located at  www.baselbackpack.com/de at Email: info@baselbackpack.com 
Tel: +41 (0)61 333 00 37 Dornacherstrasse 192  the Basel has a great room downstairs where people hang and talk and mix stories plus right down the lane is a GREAT BAR where about 250 people hang out and drink and it is TOTALLY COOL and you just hang out there drink and make your way like an alligator swaying side to side to the Basel Back Pack Hostel..where as you can see the rooms they're totally cool and the kitchen with two stoves and laundry is open ALL NIGHT!  There is tons of showers and the people they're always out on the couches chatting. Plus they've got PRIVATE ROOMS!
Talked to Stefan that is with a f as in friend at the Basel...
Stefan, "I am from Germany but a year ago my friend who owns the Basel Back Pack asked if I would love to come and partner and I said yes..."   He is totally cute, girls therefore I would suggest The Basel and when I asked him about the Germany train system of where I could hop on and off to see all of Germany he shows you the map and tells you the best local knowledge, "See Come straight to Bad Basel Bad station and buy the ticket there that is the best option..." 
Okay that I am cool about since I am totally clueless and would of went all the way to Stuttgart to buy the ticket many euros later....

 http://www.stadthof.ch/   Love to Ammann who I interviewed the bosses right Hand Lady. She takes care of all of the reservations and financial stuff and the Boss is the President of all of the Resturants in Basel including the 3 yes 3 that locate in the famous Stadhof Hotel. It has been in existence since 1295. My Little room is adorable with a great view of the church above out my window... a tiny charming number 3. Sweet.

Emme: The Boss is the President of all of the Resturants in Basel! How in the world do you ever find time to talk to him? I see that he is running to that restuarant on the Level one and running into the kitchen and out to the Pizzeria and back to say one word to you and zoom out the door!                                             Amman laughing, "Ive been here almost 7 years and I am used to him. I know that he can give me 15 minutes and I write all my questions down and I ask him all the questions of the last couple of days and he tells me all that I Need to know in 15 minutes! I am super busy as you can see but he is 100 times more busy than me!"                

Emme: Is it fun to be so busy all of the time, that is my first question and my other is who is the funniest Person that works at the Stadhof?                                                                                                              Amman, "Definitely the Boss and of course there is one that I hired his Name is VIto. He is from Siciily and he is hilarious. He always makes us laugh. He tells jokes to all of the guests."                                          Emme: If the Boss said Ammann what would you Change about the Stadhof what would that be?

Ammann, "I would put other Colors in the rooms with bright paint and you shall see when I Show you the rooms...maybe different Colors with the curtains and make These Little changes."

                       When Ammann Shows me my room it is charming and I see that it is huge ceilings all in White. She would like to paint murals and Colors and use the charm and character on the ceilings and walls. I find it adorable. Being such a cool Boss with the knowledge of the entire restaraunt Business at his Hands I am instructed to write 25 questions in an email to the Boss and he can answer all of em.  I sit down to write my questions all you would ever want to know about eating at Basel with its old world buildings and interwoven alleys.

 

The pretty and adorable Stadhof.

At www.SPECIALIZED.com in Basel Switzerland is a Young Team with a Young Boss who doesnt really think that he is Young, "Going out to drink Cocktails? Um I cant remember the last time I went out ...I have 3 children now and I cook dinner every night. If me and the wife want to go out to dinner we drive to a Japanese restuarant in Zurich! It is only one hour away. Children their the best one time when I went to a School Meeting for my Little one almost 7 years old the teacher very seriously said to me, "You know she doesn't put a lot of effort into School...it is almost as if she just Comes here to hang out and to make friends with everyone." " He starts laughing, "And I said, yes?...I mean what does she expect a 7 year old to do at School... of course she just Comes here to hang out and make friends."

Emme laughing, "I think she was comparing her to the other children.. such as well all of the other ones try really hard at their books etc. and your Little Girl just has fun." 

Specialized Boss shrugging his shoulders, "She is almost 7 I expect her to hang out and make friends."

When I ask the employee a Young kid if he likes the Boss he says, "Yes that is my Boss." He probably likes to just come to the bike store and hang out and make friends! Funny.

Emme: My Computer is lost at the Airport and I am doing a fundraising to find another Laptop...is there any Laptops that the bike store has that you would love to donate to me?

Boss at bike store, "Give me 5 minutes let me see if there is one in the bikeroom...." He runs around the store trying to find one, "We had a Laptop. Serious. But I can't find it. If I find one I can email you and you can take it."     Emme...Um that would be great since I Need one. Let's see .... on to the guitar place... at Alfi's Guitars... all friends there. Cool place and the owner is giving a lesson to a Young kid on electric guitars. Upstairs there is Little tiny Baby guitars with painted flowers on the front and cool.



 

Alfi, "Yes I Play every Instrument. " He Shows me how to Play the electric guitar and he Shows me the drums. As is expected in every Music store there is tons of mess everywhere and ususally only the owner knows where it all leads. I like Music stores and artists. They're always friendly and funny. Emme: Can you Play the Little guitar here?

The Young kid, "No I am just learning the electric guitar and I don't know how to Play the Little one. "                

Alfi, "It is different the electric isn't the same as the Little one. " Emme: Is there a Website to the Music store?   

Alfi and Young kid laughing, "Yes but it is a mess. Here is YouTube Video of Alfis store."

Okay if you would love to see the YouTube Video here it is...

Guy enters bar, "O GOD...WHo the *%*" played Johnny Cash? I hate Johnny Cash. Show me the Person who played Johnny Cash and I am going over there to start a fight."   Emme.... UM... Geez that is so strange I ddint even notice anyone.  Hm...Strange.

Guy, "Come on you must of seen who stood here and played Johnny Cash."                                Emme: Nope I was talking to These People at the bar. No idea.

Guy seeing the lineup on the Jukebox... 5 more Songs of Johnny Cash to go...."O Geez I am leaving I am going home. I can't stand Johnny Cash.  Come on tell me who played it."The conversation went on and on.... Emme relenting : Okay...see These two college Girls over there with the Long Brown hair? They played Johnny Cash.   

Guy, "O Great they're with a bunch of college Kids. I can't yell at them. " Emme:: Okay gotta go. See you later.  O and to let you know I love Johnny Cash+ I say as I walk away.

 

Okay stay at the Hotel Stadhof and as you Exit to see the nightlife of the City make a left here is a Little bar and local hangout with a cool Jukebox o say about 150 meters to the left of the Stadhof... as I enter there is tons of Young college Kids thank God as you will see in a  Little while and on to the older Group of about 35 to up at the bar. I say hi to the bartender a Girl and a Young  guy is at the bar. He hears me asking the bartender about Basel and he starts questioning me. When I see the Jukebox it becomes funny.  Emme: O MY GOD I love Jukeboxes.

 Guy, "O really? Okay let me Play some of my favorite Songs. He starts playing obscure Songs and when I ask if he can Play Kredence Clearwater he says that is too old of a song:) Lou Reed a Walk on the Wild side starts playing on the Jukebox.

Emme: A walk on the wild side?! That is the oldest song.

 Guy, "That is a great song. I'll be right back I see my friends outside and I want to go talk to them."

He leaves and I go to the Jukebox. For only 2 swiss you can Play 5 Songs, so I Play 5 Johnny Cash Songs, I love Country Western.  The song I walk the line starts playing and everyone in the bar starts to Dance.   

 

Sports store owner, "I use it all the time at work and I use it at night to check the sports scores. Especially tennis."     Emme: My favorite tennis player is Roger Federer.          Guy at sports store, "Mine too. I like Roger but he is getting a ltitle old. 31, 33 that is old to play tennis."                       Emme: That is young. When I went to Dubai Roger is there with his wife on the beach. Dubai is really pretty.               Guy at sports store, "Ive never been to Dubai. I heard it is expensive."                                                                         Emme: No it isn't expensive at all.                                    Woman owning organic food store of soup, "O I use it a little at night to watch my favorite shows. It's a long story." Emme: How did you decide to open an organic food store? Woman, "O It's a long story."                                             Emme laughing,: It's okay I have time. My story is 4 years long.                                                                                    Two 65 year old Gentlemen sitting at cafe in 5 star, "O I use it to check my emails. All business emails."                                                                         Emme: Does anyone do facebook?                                     One Gentleman, "I do. I am a ghost facebook writer. I only check it a couple of times per month."                                Emme: Is Hugh Hefner alive?                                            Second Gentleman, "Who is Hugh Hefner?"                      Emme: You know the owner of playboy is he still alive?     One Gentleman, "Yes he is alive. He is alive."


Speaking of the UN here is the famous flags and entry into Geneva's UN

Emme to business owner: How many times do you use the computer per day? (he answeres none) Okay favorite restuarant in Geneva?

Man from Sri Lanka, "I eat everything. Goat, Fish, Human."                   Emme stopping him: HUMAN.                                                                 Man from Sri Lanka, "Yes I am from Sri Lanka and we eat everything."  Emme: I heard that they do that in Uganda but I didn't know about Sri Lanka.                                                                                                      Man from Sri Lanka, "I worked 20 years at the UN. I know they do that at Uganda. The leader of Uganda used to kill his people and eat them."   Emme: There is 22 United Arab Countries and they kicked Bashar Al-Assad out of the 22 United because of the war in his country. They should kick Uganda out of the UN because you do not eat human people.                                                                                                     Man from Sri Lanka, "There is now 22 Countries in the UN. We don't kick countries out of the UN.Now I am retired. I have 2 children and I was bored so I opened up my store. My wife left me."                           Emme: That is probably because you agree that Uganda should be in the UN.

Man Who is Owner of Bar, "One time when I worked at a 5 Star Hotel about 125 kilometers from here a Saudi Arabian Family rented the penthouse. When they left I went in to check the room and I found a 3-1/2 foot krocodile in the bathtube."              Emme: O MY GOD. IS IT ALIVE....A KROCODILE. A LIVE KROCODILE?                               Man, "Yes a real live krocodile just splashing around in the bathtub. It didn't hurt you since it is only a little one. But a real live krocodile. And another time a group from Lebanon some Sheikhs came in and they made a campfire on the floor right in the middle of the floor and they roasted marshmallows and we had to replace the entire floor."


Okay went to Les Salons de Theophile and met the owner who is sitting at the bar...he gives me a special cocktail that they do as their specialities and I take a Tequila Sunrise.

We talk about the bar and music.

Owner, "It used to be a famous clock makers a real place where they made clocks and I bought it and now it is a bar but upstairs is many of the original clocks. On the walls downstairs I painted the colors of the swiss military."

Emme: I assume you were in the military?

Owner, "Yes. All of the red ceilings and walls at the bar I painted those too. And my staff is great."

Emme: Yes I already wrote about the girl parading with the wig on.

Owner, "What"

Bartender Alex, "O she is talking about Cassandra okay she was just fooling around."

Owner, "Bring Cassandra here. Okay you mean she is a fashion model? She is a real fashion model in real life."

Emme: You should only hire fashion models and beautiful people and everyone will come to the bar to see the waitresses and the bartenders.




 

Emme: O you should do like the famous "Dicks Last Resort " Restaurants in Las Vegas, New York , Chicago. 

Owner, "Ive never seen Dicks Last Resort...lets you tube it."  We you tube it and here is a video. "Okay maybe I can hire all models and actors and do a Dicks Last Resort a couple times per month to promote that."

Emme: And do a Clockwork Orange a couple times per month to since you're famous to the Watches of the Restaurant and that is about clocks.

Bartender and Cassandra, "Yes we could dress up as the characters."

Owner, "Okay and you too behind the bar can work for me since you're attractive enough but I might have to hire a couple more people."

Emme laughing...Um and the music could be better we should hear some Tina Turner and Kredence Clearwater.

Cassandra putting on Kredence Clearwater and Bad Moon Arising and we all start dancing to the song...

Bottom line go to the bar you can see silly fashion models parading up and down with wigs,  famous clocks, a

totally cool owner, great cocktails, and request and dance to the music.

 Chez Arsène - 4, ruelle de la Vinaigrerie The Head Chef Um is Stephan Mac Donald and totally sweet totally cool but busy...he has all home made recipes and a totally cool life and he cooked personally for President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton.

 

Stephen, I guess I loved it. I used to do a specialist in China Antiques and before that I speculated about 4 years and worked as an American Ambassador…in addition to cooking for famous people one of which is the President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton.

Emme: Wow totally cool. I heard that when President Clinton was in office that one of my friends is a lobbyist on Capitol Hill and that everyone in Washinton DC knew that Hillary was a lesbian and everyone in the conservative politics circle knew that and that is why Hillary was so blasé about the Monica Lewinsky affair…

Stephen leaning to me really fast, I never slept with that woman.

Emme laughing: Um very funny.

Stephen, I don’t mean Hillary.

Emmeä o okay… Maybe I shall come and try some of the famous home-made cooking you do.

Chez Arsène - 4, ruelle de la Vinaigreriez Stephen Mac Donald Head Chef

Comedian at Costume store behind counter : Can you please wait and ask questions til I am done with my purchase ?

Emme: O I thought you worked here.

Lady behind counter of costume store, No he is a customer. He just always comes behind the counter.

Comedian, I am a discreet comedian. I only work with millionaires. I do intimate parties.

Emme: O and about billionaires to do you do that?

Comedian, Yes and they make me sign agreements that I won’t tell about the parties.

Emme: And do you have a website that I could put on my website? It has 3.1 million views every month.

Comedian, No I don’t have a website only facebook.

Emme: Okay give me data...he gives me the facebook address+ UM...okay facebook only has a couple billion views

Girl at Ballet store, Yes my grandmother started the store about 50 years ago. UM and

I started dancing here as a child and I had a baby and I started working here and I’ll probably die at the ballet store too.

Emme: Laughing Okay I guess it is ashes to ashes dust to dust…Ballerina to Ballerina…

www.salons-de-theophile.ch/Rue de la Cité 13, 1204 Genève
022 310 30 23

Les Salons die Theophile bartender,Photo Yes we do Jazz nights on Wednesday and we have finger food and stuff…

Emme: Seeing a girl parading up and down the tables strutting her stuff like

A cat on a catwalk with a huge brown curled wig and then she looks in the mirror and rips her brown wig off and she is blonde underneath…: And do the parading bimbos come with the atmosphere?

Bartender laughing, No she is just Cassandra,  having fun.

Emme: Um okay…

On to the bar Le M …Hi can everyone say their favorite restaurant to eat.

One of the waiters comes in and Latifa the Queen behind the bar says , Le M of course and le Baroque.

Waiters, And Quirinale is pretty good.

Emme: And la cave du m is?

Latifa, That is the wine we have red and white.

www.mgeneve.ch

Man owning store at Geneva, I don’t like because I used to live in Dubai and I left Dubai

And I love Zurich and I live in Zurich 8 years and than I transferred to Stockholm

Emme: Stockholm

Man, Yes Stockholm and I got bored so I come here to Geneva about 8 months.

Emme: A you’ve been in Geneva about 8 months?

¨Man, No NO 2 years. My name is Uddin Dinesan.

Emme: And you said that you come from Banglesdesh.

Man, Yes Banglesdesh and my passport is Swiss

Emme: I am born at Qatar and at the age of 3 went to Virginia. Do you think that I can receive a passport from Qatar and Virginia since I am born at Qatar

Man, Yes definitely do research research.

 Here is the Lausanne Palace that I stayed at last night...in lovely room 105...it is huge...I took a champagne bubble bath at 11:00pm and the bathroom is bigger than my bedroom at home:) and the bubbles where higher than the ceiling...luxurious luxurious luxurious I guess all that you would love in a 5 star...but when I went out on the balcony I couldn't believe my eyes...a huge stone veranda on overlooking the main public stone veranda below...and my iron table and chairs and a huge stone pation balcony that opened to all of suites on that level. Amazing...

   I talked to Mr. Gauer the Director who is a total delight. He is intense and serious, "Yes I am proud of the hotel. I am here 7 days per week. I try to keep a great staff that I can trust. Trust is very important. I know that the people that work for me I can delegate responsibility to."

Emme: And I am sure that they're loyal?

Mr. Gauer, "Yes totally loyal. That is important to."

www.lausanne-palace.com/de/

Mr. Gauer, "I would love to offer you 3 nights at the Lausanne Palace complimentary on us. And you can enjoy it and write about the service..."

Emme: O MY GOD... wow... okay yes that would be great...

And about 1 hour later chatting in the lobby bar with Mr. Gauer he went to talk to other guests and I went to jump on the huge bed in my room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. Gauer had said that there was a crisis in Europe,"Ever since the economic crisis 6 years ago it's been difficult financially to fill rooms. We do great but it is difficult to do that. Everyone struggles in Europe."

While that is true people do struggle including me it is fun to run around the room in the big white bathrobe and slippers...."Weeeeeee...." Writing about the hotel noticing the little shampoos and the complimentary yes that is right complimentary mini-bar... Great hotel great 5 star...and economically crisis staff?

     Who knows... all I know is that it is a lovely Palace and great rooms and a beautiful stone 50 meter by 250 meter stone balcony with plants and iron wrought intimate tables and huge chandeliers and beauty.

 

 

 LAUSANNE GUEST HOUSE at Lausanne Switzerland is located at

www.lausanne-guesthouse.ch    Chemin des Epinettes 4

And is owned with a team of Anne-Marie, Christian, Jodoc.

Anne-Marie has had it about 12 years and while I stood there she had to, "Check in 60 guests tonight, do paperwork, and do salary checks..." and a couple of other items that she rapidly rattled off all in a funny laughing manner...which is just what you need when your rattled yourself from climbing up and down cobblestoned hills to find the guesthouse...it is a little more charming than most backpackers hideaways...which all around the world I found many but the one here is a huge stone building set in a residential neighborhood totally near the Central Train Station and a pleasant walk down to the sea.

 

Welcome to the Theater as in The Hotel du Theatre in Zurich Switzerland and the great wild theater Schauspielhaus Theater with its actors...
                                                                                         of light zest fun improv and magic

 

 

                     http://www.hotel-du-theatre.ch/

Okay they've got a great website page:) and a great staff to smile and make that swiss sense of humor jokes ...o and

did I say that the manager Isabella is smart and knows all about the history of the famous actors and theater that is now a cinema! called ArtAlba attached to the beautiful

Hotel du Theatre? In the 1950s all of the famous actors around the world and the important Swiss Stage Actors played and stayed here.

When I asked which the owner enjoyed more...

Isabella, "It's both. His dream was to own a theater and to own a hotel! And he did both!" She proudly shows me the red carpet treatment literally up the winding stairs and in all of the halls and rooms. To incorporate the theater with the hotel their is pictures in photographic windows aligning the hallways and written scripts adorning the floors such as famous words of Woody Allen and Jean Luc Godard and of course Andy Warhol all in my room:)

They literally have goodnight stories that you can listen

to in the rooms to soothe you to sleep! Stories of Zurich

of the Theater, of the Hotel du Theatre...of life. It is truly amazing and along with the Hotel next door is the Cinema...now showing independant art movies around the world.

Isabelle showing me the intimate balcony dining room, "That is from the stage. We needed more room here in the dining area and we made 1/2 of the real stage as another level...and..." as we went next door to the red velvet cinema

"Here is the stage that the audience sees..."She takes the curtain aside and shows me the big viewing screen where the stage used to be.

Emme in awe: Wow is that the dining room on the other side?

Isabella smiling, "Yes. 1/2 of it is the ArtAlba Theater and 1/2 of it is the dining room."

Emme: Totally cool. Can the people that stay here see the shows?

Isabella, "Yes on Sunday we do a special agreement with the Theater. You stay with us on Sunday and we include a ticket to the show. We do that on the weekends since that is when people have time to unwind and have fun. Most of the week day people are business people and they don't have time to see shows and all of that."

Emme: I hope that you see the shows all the time...I would be in here every morning watching a new film:)

Isabella laughing, "I wish. It's funny since I work all the time I never have time to see the cinema. "

Emme: But you have keys. You should come in here in the mornings and do a private viewing.

Isabella laughing, "We have keys to do business! I love my job  and I love the Hotel du Theatre but I've never been an actress myself. Sometimes we do have famous people stay at the Hotel they remember it when it was a theater but now it is mostly business people."

Emme: O I love the theater aspect of it.

I make a note to either see a show or a theater show at Zurich to tie me in with the theme of the Hotel du Theatre.

And...that night I went to Wilhelm Tell...to make an experience of the theater at Zurich. You can connect directly to their site at: http://www.hotel-du-theatre.ch/en/

or at Trip Advisor where they received the

Award of Excellence in 2012...

    

Pictures of Hotel du Theatre - Hotel Photos
This photo of Hotel du Theatre is courtesy of TripAdvisor

 

The Picture Adorning the Walls at Hotel du Theatre of the 1950s Great Actors

     The Actors below at the production of the modern day Wilhelm Tell                            http://www.schauspielhaus.ch/home

Adresse

Rämistrasse 34
CH 8001 Zürich
Telefon +41 (0)44 258 77 77
Telefax +41 (0)44 259 77 77
theaterkasse@schauspielhaus.ch

        

                 

 

 

The Actors were Charming and real and

funny. I especially loved the bathing scene

where they incorported being spooked with

their scenes...great improv and laughter.

http://www.teppichforum.ch/   Spiegelgasse 29 is the address...    Hasan at Galerie H. Ermis Carpets which include mostly Turkish and Persian Carpets...one of which is such a beautiful 250 year old Persian Brown Carpet valued at around 250,000.00 Swiss:) wow. When you see the carpet it  is lovely and changes colors at every angle.   043.810.60.60 is the phone number

 

Hasan:" I shall tell you the story of how I got involved in Carpets." He says as he serves me tea...it is my third time to the store. The first day interviewing and to his family to dinner and today. He serves authentic tea every time and every person that enters the store he immediately serves tea. If there is 0 room at the desk he sits his friends down on the numerous carpets and serves tea.
I laugh as he serves me tea and write down the story of the carpet business.
Hasan, "When I am 13 my father said that I must not attend school anymore but go directly into a business. I went out on my own to my relatives in another city and lived with these relatives and attended school part-time and worked at a carpet store 1/2 time. One day the owner of the carpet store was going to cut the carpet to fit a horse but I stopped him. The carpet being beautiful. He said that if I paid 20Dollars that I could own the carpet. I bought the carpet took it home and cleaned it to beauty. A couple of days a professor from American that bought and sold antique carpets came to the cafe. He told me that he bought and sold precious carpets. I showed him my carpet proudly. He asked how much for the carpet. I couldn't speak ,english only a couple of words and I held up 4 fingers meaning 40 American dollars since Ihad bought the carpet for 20. He nodded agreed and pulled money from his hat, money from his wallet, money from his pockets and counted out 100 dollar bills totalling 4,000.00 American Dollars. He gave it to me and smiled and took his carpet. I stood there with my eyes wide open and just stared at him. I ran all the way home. We bought the entire house all the stuff it needed and food for one year. With the other half I put myself through the rest of my school for 3 years and graduated. A couple of weeks later the professor sent me a letter with $400.00 more in it and a letter saying that he had sold the carpet to the musuem for £170,000.00 and that he felt he had cheated me! That is why I went into the carpet business.
Hasan invited me to dinner a couple of days since and I went with 2 of his friends...one a teacher who had taught his youngest son then a lawyer who I couldn't understand if he worked for himself as a lawyer and said that he is brilliant or that he worked for someone else who is just as brilliant. Either way we all trekked a subway ride and a tram ride to the suburbs 30 minutes later.
     While there his wife invited us in for a real traditional Kurdish dinner. I sat opposite his youngest son who along with me had the giggles all night...I only understood about 15 words he said and vice versa but the languages being spoken back and forth totalled 5-6 and Hasan's wife only speaks Turkish and Kurdish and a little Arabic. The child knows Italian and German and Turkish and the guests me included know Italian, German and English.
     The youngest child played various instruments for us one of which resembled a guitar but I can't remember the name. He reminded me of Elvis! Hilarious. He had never taken any lessons but just got up there and started moving wildly like Elvis and singing and playing really fast and we all laughed and clapped. He is adorable truly precious. Hasan is such a wonderful person to invite guests to his home. He said that in Turkey if a family doesn't have
a guest for the day at dinner it is awful. They say: What is wrong with us? How could that of happened? Did we insult somebody? They must enjoy guests to dinner every night. Early that day Hasan said that he had called his wife to tell her of the guests and that night she was apologizing saying that if she would of had more notice that she would of prepared more tapas with different meats! And wine wine wine. The Swiss and Italians drink much wine but Hasan said that at Turkey a bottle of wine to enjoy at dinner is equivalent to 200 Euros and that the average Turkish family only makes about 800 Euros per month. It is impossible to serve wine therefore Hasan said that his family enjoys wine all the time since they can afford it here.
The son that played the Turkish guitar's name is Rustem and the other two sons who we all met as we were leaving that night are Fuad and Serhad. Hasan's wife's name is Asise and she is lovely.
On to PurPur the Moroccan Styled Restaurant , Bar and Shisha place.